MICHISHIGE SAYUMI. Look what you’ve done to me.

Purchases: Sayu’s upcoming Love-Hello! DVD and that Hello Hello! thing with the sixth generation from, like, 2003. Collectively, I will call them… SAYU THEN AND NOW!

Saving grace: A five dollar coupon I got from my last Play-Asia order. … I still went over by fifteen dollars.

All idols besides Sayu, please do not expect me to do this for you every year, thanks. Sayu, singing horrors aside, you are a beautiful goddess and totally deserve to have eighty dollars spent on you every time your birthday rolls around.

*dances*