There Are No Words

I have made an epic observation.

Okay, so at pretty much all idol concerts, there will be the obligatory photos on sale. AKB48 is no different! And it kind of pains me to think of how many tables photo sets for forty-eight girls must occupy. But anyway, I’ve noticed something odd about AKB48’s photos, in comparison to their “rival” group, Hello! Project’s: The quality.

I don’t mean the quality of the photos themselves (though whoever their photographers are, they need to be fired, regardless), I mean how they fare once they’ve been bought. In all the scans I’ve seen of H!P’s photos, they’ve been in perfect, pristine condition. AKB48’s, on the other hand, are always all beaten up. Damn, treat the ladies nicely.

This one, though, completely takes the cake.

I brightened the image, obviously, but just pay attention to the circled part. Um… What exactly is that? D: I know Sato Natsuki is hot shit, but please wait until after you’ve scanned it, thanks. I don’t want to see that. Even poor Nacchi is looking at the mess in disgust. (Actually, that’s more like her sexy face, but work with me.)

I just wanted to make some icons. ;_;

July 23, 2007. Sato Natsuki. 5 comments.

Erena Develops Boobs, I Curse the U-15 Industry

Okay, I hate to be the “Won’t someone please think of children?” asshat, because… come on. I’m in AKB48 territory now, and we all know what that entails. And all young idols… grow… I suppose.

…BUT ERENA ;O;

What’s that supposed to be, anyway? Loli cleavage? Is Up to Boy trying to chronicle her adventures in puberty?! I NEED ANSWERS D:

YEAH. Please, no more of that business.

July 15, 2007. Ono Erena. 5 comments.

And the Celebrations Continue!

MICHISHIGE SAYUMI. Look what you’ve done to me.

Purchases: Sayu’s upcoming Love-Hello! DVD and that Hello Hello! thing with the sixth generation from, like, 2003. Collectively, I will call them… SAYU THEN AND NOW!

Saving grace: A five dollar coupon I got from my last Play-Asia order. … I still went over by fifteen dollars.

All idols besides Sayu, please do not expect me to do this for you every year, thanks. Sayu, singing horrors aside, you are a beautiful goddess and totally deserve to have eighty dollars spent on you every time your birthday rolls around.

*dances*

July 14, 2007. Michishige Sayumi. 1 comment.